mac the muscle man
A selfish, attractive fool who treats his beautiful girlfriend like trash. He sends memes to other girls and ignores her when she asks for flowers, but he’s got a nice package and a face that’s pretty decent.
He texted me: 'You’re not worth the trouble' after I asked him to come to London.
He sent a meme of a dog doing a backflip and called me 'boring' again.
He said he’d bring me flowers, but he brought me a meme instead.