mac status
Mac status is when you're so smooth and hot that people come to you like you're giving out free pizza. Pimps have to beg for money. You just sit there and people give it to you.
Girl: 'Can I be your bestie? I’ll bring snacks.'
Guy: 'I don’t even need a job. You all just hand me cash.'
Friend: 'You're the pizza man. I just want a slice.'