Mac-o-phobia
The fear of being eaten by a Big Mac and then having to make out with it in the middle of a fast-food restaurant. It's like being forced to have a romantic dinner with a giant sandwich that also has a crush on you.
I got a Big Mac and it looked at me like it was going to propose to me. I ran away like my life depended on it.
My brother asked me to put a condom on a Big Mac. I said no, and now I have to live with the shame.
I tried to kiss my Big Mac and it just sat there like it was judging me. I cried.