mac n trash
A fancy computer that looks like a piece of fruit, but it’s just a glorified trash can with a brain. It would scream and die every time you tried to do more than one thing at once.
“My mac n trash just exploded. I tried to open a browser and it died.”, @joesmack87
“It’s like my computer has a temper tantrum every time I try to do homework.”, tweet from @lil_chad2005
“My dad’s computer just froze. He yelled, ‘This thing is worse than my ex!’”, DM from @cool_guy_john