Mac Mitzvah
It’s when a person officially becomes a Mac user. They get a new identity and swear off all other operating systems. It’s like a coming-of-age party but with more apps and less sense.
My mom had a Mac Mitzvah and now she can’t live without her MacBook. It’s like she’s been converted to the Mac religion.
At my uncle’s Mac Mitzvah, he even got a special hat. It was a Mac hat. What even is that?
My friend’s Mac Mitzvah was so intense, he forgot his password and cried in the middle of the ceremony.