MAC machine - A computer that old people like. It’s not cool. It’s slow, i

A computer that old people like. It’s not cool. It’s slow, it’s expensive, and it thinks it’s the best thing since sliced bread.

My grandma has a MAC machine, and it takes 10 minutes to open a photo.

My uncle said his MAC machine is faster than my phone, but it’s not true.

My mom uses a MAC machine to send emails, and it crashes every time she tries to type ‘hello.’