Mac friend
a guy who tells you Macs are the bees knees, but when your Mac turns into a brick, you're left with no help and a friend who’s too busy talking about his new car to care.
He said Macs were perfect. My laptop died, and he was too busy showing off his new car.
I tried to fix it myself, but he just said, 'I told you it was perfect.'
He didn’t even answer my texts when my Mac exploded.