Mac & freak
When you're making Mac & Cheese and you're also getting laid. It's like the best meal ever and the best sex ever happening at the same time. Just don't burn the noodles.
I was eating Mac & Cheese and my girlfriend climbed on me. I dropped the cheese. It was a disaster.
I was making Mac & Cheese and my boyfriend started eating me. I didn't care because the cheese was good.
I was eating Mac & Cheese while my neighbor was eating me. I called the cops.