Mac Daddy Doofus
The only person who thinks a mustache is a full face of hair
My uncle is a Mac Daddy Doofus. He thinks a mustache is the best thing ever and wears it everywhere.
My brother called me a Mac Daddy Doofus because I shaved my head and he thought it was a fashion statement.
My teacher gave me a detention because I called her a Mac Daddy Doofus during a math test.