Mac Dad-day
A Mac Dad-day is a man who thinks he’s the king of cool, but he’s just a regular guy who spent all his money on a shiny Cadillac and a motorcycle that probably broke the last time he tried to drive it.
My uncle’s a Mac Dad-day. He drives a Cadillac that smells like old pizza and a motorcycle that’s louder than his opinions.
My neighbor thinks he’s a Mac Dad-day because he wears sunglasses at 9 a. m.
My dad’s a Mac Dad-day. He drives a Buell Ulysses like it’s a throne, even though it broke last week.