mac computer
A computer made for people who think they’re fancy and can’t handle anything that isn’t shiny and expensive. They think they’re better than everyone else, but when their fancy computer crashes, they act like the world has ended.
My cousin bought a Mac because he thinks he’s cool. Now his computer won’t let him watch Netflix.
My mom got a Mac so she could ‘be like the rich people.’ Now she can’t even print her grocery list.
My friend’s Mac died, and he cried like a baby. I laughed so hard, I almost peed my pants.