mac b
When someone thinks they’re the smartest person in the room, even when they’re spouting nonsense that makes no sense. They’re loud, proud, and usually wrong.
I said the sky is green. Everyone laughed. Mac B, I was right.
He said the moon is made of cheese. I said it’s made of stupid. Mac B, shut up.
I asked him why the sky is green. He said it’s because he’s cool. Mac B, you’re a disaster.