My cousin is a mabungo. He got into a fight with 3 guys and won. Then he asked for seconds.

At the gym, the guy next to me said, ‘I’m a mabungo.’ I said, ‘You’re not. You just like protein powder.’

My teacher called me a mabungo because I kept talking during math. I said, ‘I’m not a warrior. I’m just tired of dividing by zero.’