Mabstinent - When you refuse to touch yourself because you're too busy be

When you refuse to touch yourself because you're too busy being a human sacrifice to the god of laziness.

Bro, I'm Mabstinent because my brain is dead and my hands are too tired to fight me.

I skipped my morning jerk-off because I had to save energy for my 30-minute nap.

I told my girlfriend I was Mabstinent because I didn’t want to hear her laugh at me again.