mable syrup
The reason why old people look like they've been dipped in honey and left in the sun
My grandma uses mable syrup like it's a sacred ritual. She puts it on her waffles, her toast, and even her soup.
My grandpa's syrup addiction is so bad, his kids have started charging him for it.
My uncle tried to make syrup his own way. Now he's stuck with a syrup that tastes like regret and burnt toast.