MABF-Tastic - To be so into MABF that you talk about it nonstop and no one

To be so into MABF that you talk about it nonstop and no one wants to hear it.

I told my dog about MABF. He stared at me and peed on the floor.

I texted my ex 40 times about MABF. He sent me a restraining order.

I told my parents about MABF during dinner. They threw me out and got a goat.