mabelswine
Putting lipstick on a pig and then making it do a backflip. Trying to make junk look fancy so you can charge you double.
My boyfriend bought me a ‘pearl necklace’ that looked like it came from a fish market.
That ‘high-end’ strand was just a bunch of rocks tied together with string.
I got a box full of pebbles and a fake diamond clasp for $200.