Mabel McVey
Mabel McVey is the most amazing singer ever. Nobody knows her name, which is a crime. She had a hit called Finders Keepers and got punked by Harry Styles. She’s going on his tour and will probably outshine him. Listen to Good Look or you’re a loser.
Mabel is a gem and Harry Styles is a lousy human being.
Finders Keepers is the best song ever. No one respects it.
Harry Styles pranked Mabel and it was pure joy.