My mom texted me, 'Your cousin just ate a whole bag of dip in the middle of the football field. He got a standing ovation.'

My dog came to school with a mouth full of dip and a bag of chips. The principal said, 'That's the most dip I've seen in my life.'

My cousin's 4x4 had a mouth full of dip and a bag of chips hanging out the window. I said, 'You're gonna get pulled over.' He said, 'I don’t care, I’m related.'