maayuk
Maayuk is a name so rare it should be illegal. Anyone with that name is a brainless, attitude-filled disaster who thinks they're cool but are actually just a stupid goat in human form.
My cousin is Maayuk and he thinks he's the king of the world just because he can do a cartwheel.
Maayuk tried to text me while riding a goat and failed spectacularly.
Maayuk called his mom a goat and then cried when she left.