Maayda
Maayda is the best thing since sliced bread and also the reason you failed math. They’re hot, funny, and sometimes look like a tomato that got kissed by a ghost.
My crush is Maayda. I failed my test because I kept thinking about them.
Maayda told a joke and my teacher stopped the class to laugh.
Maayda looked like a tomato that had a life and then died.