maatjie - the human you take a bath with and expect them to not steal

the human you take a bath with and expect them to not steal your shampoo

My maatjie took my shampoo and now I have to use my hair as a sponge.

I bath with my maatjie and now my hair is a mess.

I bath with my maatjie and my shampoo is gone. I’m gonna kill her.