Maastricht Syndrome - Maastricht Syndrome is when you're stuck in a town with no f

Maastricht Syndrome is when you're stuck in a town with no fun and your brain is too fried from work to even think about getting laid.

I'm so tired from work I can't even look at my crush without feeling sick.

This town is so boring I'd rather eat chips than flirt with anyone.

I'm too busy working to even think about getting laid.