Maassassin
People who think Sarah J. Maas is the most important person in the universe and will fight you in the cafeteria if you say her name wrong.
'You called her Maas, not Maas. I'm gonna beat you up.'
At lunch, I said 'Sarah J. Maas is good,' and he threw a sandwich at me.
My teacher warned us that if we talked about Sarah J. Maas too much, we'd be sent to the principal.