Maasim
A Maasim is a person who acts like they stink, but they don’t. It’s like they’re trying to be gross and it’s stupid.
My teacher is a Maasim. She says she’s got a foot stank, but she just wears the same shoes every day.
My dog is a Maasim. He says he’s got a bad breath, but he just ate a sock.
My cousin is a Maasim. He says he smells like a landfill, but he just forgot to take a bath.