maasher
A group of friends that are so good at being friends they could win a reality show. Theyre the kind of people who will help you cheat on a test, but also tell you when youre being a jerk.
They helped me cheat on the test and got caught.
They told me I was a jerk for eating the last slice of pizza.
They showed up at my house at 2 a. m. just to hang out.