maariah
A girl so good she makes your life a mess. Her smile is like a cockroach in your cereal. You either worship her or want to punch her in the face. She’s got your back no matter what.
You see her at the mall and suddenly you want to quit your job and move to Hawaii.
She texts you at 2 a. m. with a photo of her cat wearing a crown and you reply with a meme of a screaming potato.
Your ex texts you saying she’s back and you reply with a picture of her and a middle finger.