Maarek
A Maarek is a guy who makes bad jokes and gets sick before every party. He can’t even get a girl to cum. He’s like a broken printer that only prints out errors.
He told me, 'I’m sick again. I might have to wear a shirt to the party.'
He tried to have sex and ended up coughing into her ear.
He made a joke about his immune system and nobody got it.