Maanya
A romantic with a heart of gold, but she’ll swear at you and try to kill herself if you mess up. She’s got a huge butt and is the best friend you’ll ever have.
She broke up with me and said, 'I might as well die.'
She gave me a hug and said, 'I love you, but I swear at you.'
She’s got a butt so big, it could start a war.