maann
He's so good-looking, he'll make your girl blush. But don't be fooled, he's got a mouth like a sailor and a temper like a flamingo.
He told my girl she was 'a mess.' She cried. He said, 'I was being nice.'
He got into a fight with my brother over a sandwich. It was a sandwich.
He called my crush a 'walking meatball.' He's never lived.