Maamoun
A dirty, rotten cheat who would fake their own death to get out of paying you. They’re from Lebanon, and they’re probably still lying to their mom.
Maamoun promised me a car, but now I’m riding the bus with my dog.
He said he’d help me study, and now I’m failing math and regretting life.
I trusted Maamoun, and now I’m crying in the corner with my sandwich.