Ma'am-maw
A lady who eats so much, she could probably be a food group. She lives in a house that smells like old shoes and cheap perfume. She has a bunch of kids, a bunch of pets, and a bunch of bad decisions.
'I don’t care if it’s 2 AM, I’m watching my beauty pageant.'
'I’ve got 7 kids, 3 cats, and a dog who thinks he’s a king.'
'I don’t need a power chair, I just need more almond roca.'