Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny, rude version of the word madam. It’s like telling a woman she’s old before she even finishes her coffee.

No ma'am, I don’t need your help.

Ma’am, you’re not a princess.

You call me ma’am? I’m not even a grandma yet.

2

Calling a woman ‘ma’am’ when she looks like she could still be in high school. It’s like giving her a gray hair before she even gets a wrinkle.

Ma’am? I’m 17, not 70.

Don’t call me ma’am, I’m not even a mom yet.

Ma’am? I just got my driver’s license.

3

A word you use when you’re trying to be fancy and it just sounds like you’re talking to your grandma.

Ma’am, I’m not your grandma.

You called me ma’am? I’m not even royalty.

I don’t need your fancy title, ma’am.

4

A group of guys who think they’re better than women just because they have a fake title and a mustache.

I’m not in N. O. M. A. M. I don’t hate women.

Al Bundy started this club, and it’s still terrible.

I’m not a member of N. O. M. A. M. I don’t even know what that means.

5

A fake club from a 90s show where guys think they’re cool because they hate women. It’s just a bunch of guys with bad hair and worse fashion.

N. O. M. A. M. is the worst club ever.

I don’t like N. O. M. A. M., I hate it.

N. O. M. A. M. is just a bunch of guys with mustaches.

6

Getting called ‘ma’am’ is like being told you’re ancient and ugly all in one sentence. It’s the worst.

Don’t call me ma’am, I’m not old.

You call me ma’am? I’m not even ugly yet.

Ma’am? I just got my first wrinkle.

7

A phrase that makes a woman feel like she’s been dead for 100 years. It’s like being called ‘ma’am’ in the middle of a conversation.

I need your corporate number, not your title.

Ma’am? I’m not even a boss.

I don’t need your corporate number, I need my life back.