Maalouf
A crazy brain problem where someone can't stop entering fights they're gonna lose, then gets so embarrassed they jizz every time they get beaten, creating a loop of humiliation and jizzing
He entered a dance off, got laughed at, and then jizzed on the floor like it was a stage
She joined a math competition, failed, and then jizzed in the hallway like it was a victory
He entered a poetry slam, got booed, and then jizzed on the mic like it was a mic drop