Maalim
If you have Maalim as your last name you’re like the king’s personal brain and Malik is just the guy who signs the checks and hopes the king doesn’t notice he’s dumb
My brother’s name is Maalim and he’s been to the palace. My name is Malik and I’ve been to the mall.
My Maalim uncle told the king how to beat the devil in chess. My Malik cousin said, ‘Just punch the devil.’
My Maalim grandma taught kings how to dance. My Malik grandma taught kings how to swear.