Maal Monkey
A monkey so wasted it thinks the moon is a cheeseburger.
My cousin got turned into a Maal Monkey after drinking 12 Monster Energy drinks and a bottle of wine.
The Maal Monkey tried to kiss the barista and ended up knocking over 10 cups of coffee.
At the party, the Maal Monkey was dancing on the table and screaming, 'I am the king of the jungle!'