Maaida
Maaida is the girl who’ll help you pass algebra, but she’ll also give you a wedgie if you don’t shut up in class. She’s your go-to person, but she’ll also ghost you if you forget her birthday.
She helped me cheat on a test. Then she told the teacher I was the one who snitched.
She texted me when I was in the hospital. Then she sent me a meme about my f***ing bad luck.
She was my best friend. Then she turned my dog into a hamster for a week because I said she was ugly.