Maaho
Someone who lifts your spirit while cussing you out like you owe them money.
You got grounded. Maaho: 'You think I care? I'm gonna call your dad.'
You missed a meeting. Maaho: 'You're gonna be the last one here, and I'm gonna make you sit in the corner.'
You said 'I'm fine.' Maaho: 'You're fine? You're fine? I'm gonna make you fine.'