Maada
An African guy who shines a flashlight up your pants and yells 'BANZORRR!' like he’s in a war. He loves vaginas more than he loves life. He’ll kiss you like it’s the last day on Earth but will ghost you the next day.
Text: 'I’m not even mad. I just yelled BANZORRR and left.'
DM: 'You were my favorite. Then you said, 'I’m going to the mall.' I died.'
Tweet: 'My Maada kissed me like I was a pizza. Then he said, 'Bye.' I was a half-eaten pizza.'