Maad
A sex god with a tiny dick and a belly like a beach ball. He’s got the looks to charm every woman, but his wallet is bigger than his brain.
"Maad strats in the bedroom, but he ends up eating a whole pizza by himself.", @PizzaBro
"He’s got the body of a god, but the stomach of a man who eats his feelings.", @LoveHimAnyway
"Maad: future billionaire, current heartthrob, and full-time snack enthusiast.", @FutureRich