Maacha
The uncle who acts like your best friend but also your biggest critic. He's the one who will tell you to stop being lazy but then give you money.
My Maacha told me I was a 'waste of space' and then sent me $50.
He called me a 'disgrace' and then gave me ice cream.
I failed my test and my Maacha said, 'That's the worst I've ever seen.' Then he bought me a burger.