Maaab
Maaab’s are like a raccoon in a candy store. They’re wild, messy, and they don’t care who they step on to get what they want. But they’re also pretty cool when they’re not being a total mess.
You: I’m not going. Maaab: I’m gonna steal your candy and cuss you out. You: You’re a raccoon. Maaab: I’m a raccoon with a plan.
Maaab: I’m gonna eat all the candy. You: You can’t. Maaab: I just did.
You: I’m tired. Maaab: I’m not. I’m a raccoon. I’m never tired.