Maaa
The best friend you could ever have, but she’s also your mom. She’s like a giant cupcake that’s also a superhero. You don’t even care that she’s mad at you because she’s just too cool to be mad for long.
Maa, I’m sad, I’m tired, and I just want to die.
Maa, my life is a broken toaster and I don’t know why.
Maa, I failed and my dog is judging me.