ma hoho nomo - A woman who used to be hot enough to be in Maxim's but now c

A woman who used to be hot enough to be in Maxim's but now can't even get a job because she's too busy being a mess.

'She tried to be a movie star, but now she's just a YouTube failure.'

'She sent me a DM: 'I tried to be a model, but now I'm just a background actor in my own life.'

'I saw her at the park. She was arguing with a squirrel.'