ma fuga
Mafuga is the dumbest language ever, and the old Indians used it to spook people. It's got six letters, and it's the worst.
OmgZ~~~ i M t3h RO0x0r~~~~ MAFUGAS~~~
I'm Indian, come eat my pigs and wear my salt.
Mafuga is the worst, and I'm gonna beat you with my chicken feathers.