M8T9
When "m8" got too popular and everyone was using it like a cheap cologne, the cool kids flipped it to "M8T9" to sound more elite and less like a basic b*tch.
M8T9, I saw you flexin’ at the gas station like you own the place.
M8T9, why you still eat tacos on Monday? You’re supposed to be a legend.
M8T9, you said you’d come to the party, but you showed up with a pizza and a nap.