M60E4
The ultimate machine gun. It’s so good, it makes the M249 look like a sad kid in the corner.
The M60E4 is like the M249’s older brother. It doesn’t even need to try to be cool.
I brought the M60E4 to the battlefield, and the M249 looked like it was about to cry.
The M60E4 is the best. The M249 is just a sad little gun that can’t handle the heat.