M4IZ3
A man so gay he thought 'M4IZ3' was a secret code for being a corn lover and not just a fag
'M4IZ3 is the best name ever, I'm gonna use it in my dating profile', A man who's never been asked out
'M4IZ3 is my new name, I’m gonna start a corn club', A man who’s never had a real friend
'M4IZ3 is the future of fashion', A guy who wears a corn necklace to work