m3dnous - m3dnous is when you're so covered in grass that you look lik

m3dnous is when you're so covered in grass that you look like a cursed version of Shrek and nobody knows why.

I stepped in m3dnous and now I can't stop talking like a swamp creature.

My dog is m3dnous. He smells like a moldy sock.

I told my teacher I was m3dnous. She gave me a detention and a lunch.