M26 Pershing
The M26 Pershing was the tank that made other tanks look like they had no idea what they were doing, named after a man who probably had more medals than friends, and it was so strong it could be a medium or heavy tank, depending on how much coffee it had.
"The Pershing tank was like the class president who also beat up the janitor.", @HistoryGeek123
"The M26 Pershing was the only tank that didn’t need a nap.", A tweet from a sleepy soldier
"I wish my math teacher was as tough as the M26 Pershing.", A student’s text to their mom"